Nag fails to shine at Kempton!

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6 November 2007

Having had a tip from within the racing fraternity, I took out my entire daughter's savings from the Post Office and put it on Brown Bread who was running in the 2.30 at Kempton. Alas despite being tipped as an insider racing certainty, Brown Bread's engine failed to hummm and he finished lost and last. The stable jockey, who also put his entire fortune of accumulated Luncheon Vouchers on its nose..will now kill the thing and sell it for horsemeat when it returns to the yard. The nag will then be well and truly 'brown bread'. Brown Bread by name...brown bread by nature!

Guest 640 wrote:
I dont believe in backing terrible horses...
Guest 640 wrote:
Of course all the above is total fiction by way of a tester on this new facility. Anyone knowing me would clearly know I certainly wouldnt put my daughters savings on a horse running in the 2.30 at Kempton yesterday. No...heaven forbid. Not at all. There's a much better one running in the 3.30 at Newmarket saturday !lol
Tony, Dover wrote:
Come on Paul, give us the inside knowledge, what's the name of the nag running at Newmarket in the 3.30
Guest 640 wrote:
Ah jeez Tony Ive just heard from my insider that the oul nag running in the 3.30 at Newmarket is not such a game prospect after all. Rumour has it he has just had a triple hoof bypass operation, and if thats not bad enough, he spends most weeks in between races on a respirator..and no Im not talking about the jockey , although talking of the jockey... "drink" and "pie eyed" are often two phrases seen in the one sentance when his name pops up. But say no more! For the moment will keep daughters life savings in me back pocket pending the dawning of further speculative initiatives.
keith, Dover wrote:
paulb
i find horse racing boring, but i once went to Ascot just to wa\tch how the other half live, with those silly hats(sorry sue!!)

I had losyt £17(well horses decided it ws to hot to run, so they stayed at the back in the shade!

peson i was with told me to put a £5 to win on last race and if it won would get £17
it did win and i got me £17
to me it was a fun coach trip with a boring bit in the middle(horse racing)
and good trip back

doubt i wil ever go again

but had to experience it##
Keith, dover wrote:
paulb
closest you will get me to a nag
is the NAGS HEAD !!!!!

K
keith, Dover wrote:
went to Ascot once boy was i bored