Ah now yer pulling our chain there Roger!!
When I realised the Spokesman was none other than Whiplash MacGrue I felt unconvinced as a whole. But it gave me a laugh. The line that says 500,000 would come to the World Cup, and then with positive cheer announced that 400,000 or so will be going home alive ...now thats hysterical !
The South Africans have just hosted an excellent cricket series with England and nobody so much as tripped over a blade of grass.