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Two more for you from 'The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill'
Around 1950 he was at a reception in America standing next to a very severe Methodist Minister. An attractive young lady apporached them with a tray of sherry, Churchill had one and she turned to the Minister, 'Young lady, I would rather commit adultery than partake in strong liquor'. As the waitress turned away Churchill called, 'Miss, come back, I did not know we had a choice'.
On the same trip he was in Richmond Virginia.
A rather buxom lady approached him and said 'Mr Churchill, I have travelled 100 miles to see the unveilling of your bust'. 'Madam' Churchill replied looking directly at the lady's prominent assets, 'I would gladly reciprocate the honour'
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