A Nice Fresh Topic

• Guest 690

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  9 November 2009     17:3932722
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  Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
• Guest 649

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  9 November 2009     18:0832727
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  Colin.Like beans I love them
• Bern

  • Location: Dover
  9 November 2009     20:1232732
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  Colin - nice one!!
• Guest 649

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  9 November 2009     21:2632734
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  Lets get back to the Topic
• handyman

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  9 November 2009     21:3832735
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  That reminds me of when water was found on mars.
  
  
  
  

  
• Guest 640

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  10 November 2009     11:1532750
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  Handy Andy you beat me to that one...I have a similar picture somewhere in my files which I used some time back. These ones are always amusing though.
  
  
  email: dover7@msn.com
• Guest 674

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  10 November 2009     11:3132751
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  Vic
  the mars and topic bars dont have future issues with your bum
• Guest 666

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  10 November 2009     12:4432767
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  Nice one guys!
  
  They remind me of when I was a prep-schoolboy in Wallington and used to walk to my Grandmothers' sweet shop where I was allowed to eat as many topic and mars bars as I wished.
  
  Just the sight or smell of one now makes me feel ill, proves that you can have too much of a good thing.
  
  Made my dentist very comfortably off it did though.
  Oh Boy!, That'll be the day.........
• Bern

  • Location: Dover
  10 November 2009     18:3732789
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  Rum still has the same effect on me, more than thirty years after I got irredeemably "tired and emotional" on it!!!!
• Rick Jones

  • Location: Dover
  10 November 2009     18:5932791
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  Oh my god. If these jokes get any worse someone will be responsible for a bit of salt and battery...
  

  
• Bern

  • Location: Dover
  11 November 2009     10:0332820
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  AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
• Brian Dixon

  • Location: Dover
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  11 November 2009     17:4232836
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  this thread is driving me NUTS.
• Guest 690

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  7 March 2010     20:5342609
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  I`ve changed my avatar. Heinz have withdrawn their sponsorship to me.
  Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
• Sid Perkins

  • Location: Dover
  7 March 2010     21:0242610
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  I enjoy those megabars of Mars and Marathon, particularly if I've got a nice drink to wash them down.
  
  

  
• Guest 673

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  7 March 2010     22:1642618
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  No mistaking what you are getting there, Sid.
  
  Here is a photo taken recently of a sign in a hospital in Shenzhen, China, by a friend of my brother-in-law.
  
  Absolutely no mistaking what this examination is for.
  
  It contains a very rude word so I can't display the photo in the refined world of Dover Forum!
  
  http://shipsintheportofdover.fotopic.net/p63616518.html
• Bern

  • Location: Dover
  7 March 2010     23:3042622
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• Guest 645

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  7 March 2010     23:4742627
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  I've have forwarded my CV applied for the job. apparently I'm well suited as I'm a right one...
  Marek
  I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
• Brian Dixon

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  8 March 2010     07:4342628
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  ed,there is a simular word in the flemish speaking countrys,belguim,holland.
• Guest 653

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  8 March 2010     08:0642632
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  I wouldn't have said that about you Marek - not out loud anyway !
  
  I can't believe the Chinese use that in an official capacity.
  
  
  
  
  Roger
• Guest 693

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  8 March 2010     11:2942640
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  Perhaps the medical staff at that clinic eat this particular variety of orange:
  
  

  
  True friends stab you in the front.