[Oh...PaulB, you are awful...]
There are two young ladies from Deal
that got ASBOs to bring them to heel
they've been banned from some shops
and where the train stops
they now know how other folks feel
There once was a perv in St Margarets
who used young girls as his targets
but the brave little mites
got him bang-to-rights
just deserts for all such-like varlets!
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