How to wreak revenge on Labour
It will cost you a pound and it all starts here.
The Labour Party is so desperate for members that it is offering the
first year of Labour Party membership for just £1. In exchange for
that £1, you get all the perks of Labour membership, such as voting
for the leadership.
And that means that for just £1, you can help to inflict someone as
useless as Diane Abbott or as poisonous and divisive as Ed Balls or
Harriet Harman on the Labour Party. And immediately after the
coronation of whichever **** you helped elect, you simply resign and
walk away.
Membership of the Labour Party is currently around 200,000, so if just
250,000 people sign up, we can pretty much guarantee we'll **** them
completely.
"But wait," I hear you say, "are you seriously advocating giving
£250,000 to the Labour Party?" Fret ye not: the Labour Party has
colossal debts, well over £10,000,000 at the last account. Our
donations will do nothing to help climb that particular mountain, and
by inflicting someone terminally useless or poisonous on the Labour
Party, we can hopefully ***** them into a cocked hat for the rest of
eternity. It's money very well spent indeed.
