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  My mobile phone is on charge, my feet are cold, the car needs fuel, we're going shopping in a few minutes, we use lard to do roast potatoes, next month is February, the dog's just farted, the carpet could do with a hoovering, my cold is just about better, I have three model KLM planes on the shelf next to me and - probably a great disappointment to Rick - our house is built of flint, not a single brick (holy or otherwise) in it.

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