lol! Brian thats funny
..as Bern says you will be in trouble at home, be prepared to pack a suitcase for a swifty departure.
My mother used to make bullet prooof gravy, she was well before her time. We used to keep leaving packets of Bisto around the kitchen in the hope she would take the hint. AAah Bisto!! do you remember those days when one had gravy with everything.... sigh ! And yes she also specialised in lumpy custard which Im sure would have been bullet proof, although twas never tested, although Farmer Brown once fired a shotgun in close proximity...so the boffins have nothing on her!