Crime and punishment

• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  4 March 2009     18:2816582
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  on the news today that the authorities in christchurch, new zealand have found a novel way of driving feral youths from their shopping malls.
  
  tense yourself now please.
  
  
  over the tannoy they play barry manilow's greatest hits non-stop, all sung by the great man himself.
  
  i suppose they will loiter outside the chateau of the marguis de sade next time.
  things cannot get any worse.
• Brian Dixon

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 23 Sep 2008
  • Posts: 23,940
  4 March 2009     19:5716588
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  could be worse,it could be cliff richard arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  4 March 2009     20:2216590
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  brian
  that is really taking things a bit far.
  
  mind you a quick blast of "congratulations" or "bachelor boy" at chucking out times on friday and saturday might clear market square a lot quicker.
• Guest 672

  • Registered: 3 Jun 2008
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  4 March 2009     20:2316591
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  It's been trialed over here for a few years now Howard.
  Certain shops and shopping centres have been playing classicle music.
  The chavs and the hoodies don't like it and was considered a success.
  
  Ian...
  grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet.
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  4 March 2009     20:4116594
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  fair enough with classical stuff ian, but bazzer manilow?
  
  even his mum hides from him in case he starts singing.