1. Definitely agree, it's like calories don't exist for men!
2. Have to say Les is better at actually wrapping gifts than I am but I usually remember birthdays, buy gifts, wrapping paper, ribbon, tags etc and keep a supply of last minute birthday/general cards on hand.
3. Yes, he would rather take a ten mile detour and argue with sat nav than have me ask a local for directions!!
4. I'm lucky in that he's not a football fan but I have been there done that and got the t-shirt from a previous relationship! A new handbag results in a glazed expression (although thankfully he has no clue as to how much a designer handbag actually costs which is useful.) A haircut will get a comment if he's seen on the calendar that I have a hair appointment that day although he has come unstuck a couple of times when I've had to cancel them!
5. Again I'm lucky in that I don't have a stroppy man. I don't really sulk either, I might blow my top for 10 mins but once I've let off steam I'm usually ok. He's actually the one that calms me down.
