Girls! This calls for a reply, so here goes:
1. We don't suffer from vanity and therefore have no need to diet and quite frankly, you are all miserable as sin when trying to lose weight. We try to ease your pain with a choccy bar because, if your pain is eased, so is ours. Get a life and enjoy what you are.
2. We don't do gifts. Left to blokes they'd be banned. Girlies do gifts so they can outdo the other woman. It's about ego, not giving.
3. We have inbuilt direction finders and don't need sat-nav (90's man is the exception). We like the fun of going "off piste", but women don't understand that concept.
4. Why would a heterosexual man understand handbags, new shoes etc? If you want sympatico, get a gay friend.
5. Women strop all the time (cradle to grave) and are shocked to find that us easy going friendly blokes can occasionally get a bit vexed. It doesn't happen often and, unlike the female species, it only lasts a short while.
The froggies have a saying, which for once doesn't involve surrendering to the Germans, it's called "viv la difference"!
