I'm the same as you Dave, still got a 32inch waste too.
A right couple of racing snakes eh,
I remember last year standing in a kebab shop ( once in a blue moon ) and a couple of large women came in.
They ordered the full works and when asked if they wanted salad with it they said they had better because they had just finished a keep fit and slimming class and can we have a large bottle of coke too.
I nearly bit my tongue in half trying to stop myself laughing.
Ian...