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  We want to help the town to grow and thrive,
  So let us do it our way as there can be no other
  And we will put up a VERY BIG SIGN.
  
  We are proud of our great history,
  Five hundred years and more
  And we will put up a VERY BIG SIGN.
  
  We are working for our heritage and
  To attract visitors into the town
  So we will put up a VERY BIG SIGN.
  
  We know what is best for everyone
  And it involves concrete and tarmac
  With, you can be sure, a VERY BIG SIGN.
  
  Bones and wreckage can’t get in the way
  While the wildlife can move to our whim
  And, of course there’ll be a VERY BIG SIGN.
  
  Our plans are in place, as none can argue,
  And they are all for the towns' own good
  As we’ll prove with a VERY BIG SIGN.
  
  We’ll attract more visitors as all will see
  When we squabble and pout our case
  With the aid of a VERY BIG SIGN.
  
  Any figures we quote or facts we give
  Are the only opinion if you pay attention
  To our very petty and ugly but bloody BIG SIGN.

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