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That's bowling greens Vic!
You'd need a Jack hammer to get our lawn flat, though I do know a chap who cuts his grass every evening throughout the summer and spends most of the day watching out for blackbirds ripping holes in it.
A couple of years ago he was telling me he had had a badger in overnight, i struggled to keep a straight face and offer suitable platitudes!
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