I went into this restaurant last night. Thought I'd try somewhere new and the waiter eventually came up to me and asked what i wanted.
I said
"I'll have the beef dinner my man!"
He said
"A good choice sir, how do you like your beef?"
Me thinking that he needed to know if I wanted it well done or rare or..and I was about to answer when he said
" Cloned or Regular?"
"Ermmm well.. Cloned" said I, "Ive heard good things about Cloned!" said i waffling away unsure of my territory.
"How do you like your veg" said he on a roll..."irradiated or pesticided"
"Well I guess Im used to pesticides and if I dont have them I might get an allergic reaction" said I proud of my decisiveness on the issue.
"Thats good sir and for dessert??"
"Well I'll have the fresh yogurt and strawberries" said I
He said then "are you aware sir that the yogurt is homogenised and from the cloned cow and the strawberries were forced fed in greenhouses with added Nitrogen"
"Yes thats fine!" said I...anything for peace at this stage, just bring the bloody dinner!
All came and all was very nice, and all washed down with a nice wine that had only 0.5% Mercury.
I had a strange green phospherescent glow on the way home but apart from that I was just fine.
