My friend went to the doctors and asked for a 1/4 pill of Viagra. The doctor said "Billy! you’re 95 years old and your wife has been dead for 5 years, why do you want just a 1/4 pill of Viagra?"
Billy said " I just want to raise it a little bit!" The doctor was bemused and asked why on earth would anyone want his Nudger raised a little bit.
My friend said " I want to stop peeing on my Slippers.”