She's single... She lives right across the street and I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening and was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked me straight in the eyes and said,
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk and get laid tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you keep an eye my dog?"
