She was standing in the kitchen,   preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,   wearing only the T shirt that she normally slept in.   As I walked in almost awake,   she turned and said softly,   “you’ve got to make love to me this very moment.”   
My eyes lit up and I thought,   I am either still dreaming or   this is going to be my lucky day.   Not wanting to lose the moment,   I embraced her and then gave it my all;   right there on the kitchen table.   
Immediately afterwards she said,   “Thanks,”   and returned to the stove, her T shirt   still around her neck.   A little puzzled, I asked,   “What was that all about?” She explained. .  ........ “The egg timer is broken.”
 
