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A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon when suddenly the wife realised that her husband had ‘disappeared’.
The somewhat irate spouse called her husbands phone and demanded, “where the hell are you?”
Her husband said, “Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it? I didn’t have the money at that time and said baby, it’ll be yours one day.”
His wife excitedly said, “Yes, I remember that my Love.”
Her husband replied, “ Well, I’m in the Pub next to that shop.”
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