An attractive blonde from Cork arrived at the casino. she seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said "i hope you don't mind, but i feel much luckier when i'm completely nude".
With that, she removed all her clothes, rolled the dice and with an irish brogue yelled "come on, baby, mama needs new clothes!
"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed "yes, yes, I won, I won!”
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded; finally one of them asked, "what did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know, I thought you were watching.”
Moral of the story: not all irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men!
