Knock Knock!

• Guest 693

  • Registered: 12 Nov 2009
  • Posts: 1,266
  8 May 2010     19:1050987
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  Knock Knock!
  
  Who's there?
  
  Dave
  
  Dave who?
  
  Gordon, stop pi55ing around and get the hell out of my house!
  
  
  (With due acknowledgement to my wife's cousin's wife who passed this joke on to me on Facebook.)
  True friends stab you in the front.
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 62,352
  8 May 2010     21:0551000
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  that did tickle me.
  
  doesn't explain which side of the doorstep nick was on though.
• Bob Frost

  • Location: Deal
  8 May 2010     22:4151002
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  Westminster police have confirmed that a Scottish man has barricaded himself in a large terraced house and is holding over 60 million people hostage.
• Bob Frost

  • Location: Deal
  8 May 2010     22:4251003
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  How many bigots did it take to change a lightbulb?
  
  No idea, she's was too busy changing the outcome of the election.
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 62,352
  8 May 2010     23:0651008
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  sadly she did not bob, the reds won rochdale.
  
  no cyril smith around nowadays.
• Bern

  • Location: Dover
  8 May 2010     23:1951012
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  Question: how many bigots does it take to change a lightbulb
  
  Answer: it depends how many people hear the question