I am going to be telling you some of the jokes I have been
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told,so you can see I have a fun side as well.
(1)TWO ELDERLY GENTLEMAN from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says"Slim,I,m 83 years old now and I,m just full of aches and pains.I know you,re about my age.How do you feel?
Slim says "I feel just like a newborn baby.
"Really!?Like a newborn baby!?
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.