A SENIOR CITIZEN said to his eighty-year old buddy,"So I hear you,re getting married?
"Yep"
"Do I know her?
"Nope!"
"This woman,is she good looking?
"Not really"
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw" she can,t cook too well"
"Does she have lots of money?
"Nope!Poor as a churchmouse.
"Well, then is she good in bed?
"I don,t know"
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?
"Because she can still drive!
