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    I like that quote.

    A few of my fave's are:

    It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.

    If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'Up' button.

    The only completely consistent people are the dead.

    Life will kill you. Go to any cemetery and you will see.

    For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off!

    I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit.

    I will never die; God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
    Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

    Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that!)

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