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  Part 4
  The day of meeting my wifes sister and her family had arrived.There was no escaping it Dutchie and Frank would have to sober up,bathe shave and get dressed.Do we have to?they enquired 'Yes you bloody well do' I replied If I can get off my sick bed and the loo then the least you 2 can do is try to look reasonable.
  We made our way down to the air con TGIF bar.We sat down and ordered our drinks .
  
  Safe at last I thought.
  Seated about 10 feet from us was a tall gangly American in his early 20s sporting an Iron maiden Tshirt.His preordered food arrived and after a few moments of staring at his plate he proceeded to pick up the ketchup bottle..which he shook with great vigour..off exploded the top and due to the heat of the kitchen the whole bloody lot shot out like an old fashioned roman candle.
  I had heard a large pop but had taken little notice of it as I nervously awaited my sister in laws arrival.As I chatted to Dutchie and Frank a red thunderbolt of flying tomato sauce weaved its way through the air carefully dodging my 2 soul mates and hit me head on...splattering my hair face shirt and trousers.Not knowing what had hit me and after seeing red liquid streaming down my face and shirt I immediately thought the worse...the laughter of the whole bar together with the look of sure disbelief on the lanky americans face reassured me that I had not been done in by some terrorist group but I had caught the full contents of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup.
  Shocked I backed off my seat ..only to be greeted by'Kumusta Marek'...my sister in law had arrived.She held out her hand and...looked at me in total disbelief'Still drinking then? she continued.
  
  
  I kid you not...Photos to follow.Love to all..Marek

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