Marmite Secret Society

• Guest 641

  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  14 November 2009     15:1633094
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  For all the connoisseurs out there, Marmite is launching an extra strong, extra mature version in 2010. Fans wanting to try it before anyone else are joining a 'secret society' called wait for it ... The Marmarati!
• Guest 666

  • Registered: 25 Mar 2008
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  14 November 2009     15:1733096
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  Must start up a Bovril underground resistance right now!
  Oh Boy!, That'll be the day.........
• Terry Nunn

  • Location: London Road, Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  14 November 2009     17:1333105
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  I must admit that I put Bovril on my toast.
  
  Terry
  Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
• Guest 690

  • Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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  14 November 2009     19:5533120
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  Pa doesn`t like it, but Ma might.
  Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
• Guest 649

  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  14 November 2009     20:3433122
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  I like them all even OXO
• Guest 657

  • Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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  14 November 2009     21:5333124
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  Sorry - can't stand either!
  www.facebook.com/jeaneheadstonehunter
• Guest 674

  • Registered: 25 Jun 2008
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  15 November 2009     09:0133129
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  Hate them i have to say
  
• Guest 649

  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  15 November 2009     22:5733200
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  Keith you are telling a lie we both had one at the football and you paid for them,come on mate yOU are not doing any wrong BY saying like I do "I LOVE IT" do not keep it to your self mate.
• Guest 640

  • Registered: 21 Apr 2007
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  21 November 2009     12:5433595
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  There is an extraordinary story in todays Daily Mail page 23 that Marmite afficionadles might love.
  
  Yes...its all about Marmite.
  
  A thief has been targeting a 24hour petrol station in Northamptonshire and stealing all their Marmite. He steals every single jar and has done so now numerous times. He takes every single jar of Marmite, puts em all in a plastic bag and walks out. Staff are too busy watching for potential Petrol thieves to watch for this Marmite fruitcake but of course now thats all changed..and the police are involved in an effort to catch this dastardly wrongdoer!. One time this guy couldnt take all the jars and left two behind...well strewth if only the next day he came back for the two he missed.
  
  This is the craziest story ever. He never steals anything else but Marmite. No bread, no jam, and no not even baked beans, but just pinches every jar of Marmite.
  
  We...if thats not the craziest thing ever
  email: dover7@msn.com
• Guest 673

  • Registered: 16 Jun 2008
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  21 November 2009     13:1333598
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  Some people cannot live without Marmite. I went up to the British Vice-Consul in Vitoria in Brazil with the Captain off the ship I was on to get some paperwork signed. He was a very pleasant elderly expatriate and frightfully British. When we had finished the official business, he asked us anxiously "I say, you wouldn't by any chance happen to have a spare jar of Marmite onboard, would you? Can't get it here, dont'cha know!
• Guest 641

  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 2,335
  21 November 2009     15:3633601
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  So true Ed, in the distant past our man in the Far East came back to Blighty after being posted there since the late forties (I think he was also there before the war).
  
  Imagine the scene, a six foot sixty something chap of the old school wearing a guards tie, his leathery skin weathered by the sun, arrives at my desk in a crumpled sweat-stained linen suit smelling of scotch, asked 'Before I see the Foreign Editor, is there anywhere I can get some Marmite?'
  
  ps I love the story about the thief pinching all the jars. Pssst! Wanna buy some Marmite?