Ah Howard oul Dover Dick has slipped into partial retirement... even his link on the main menu has been taken down, but his efforts can still be found among the features. He once used to trawl the restaurants in search of the roast beef, then elucidate with over-flowery prose once he'd had a jar or two. But after his daughter left town he lost the will. She used to go to all the joints..I mean restaurants.. with him in tandem. Thats all over. Now he doesnt even shave but sits there everyday in his string vest watching repeats of Sherlock Holmes on the satellite tv while drinking scrumpy from an ol stone jar.
But you never know..he may make a comeback one day
