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  Thanks for that Sue. I will pass your most interesting message onto Dover Dick, or to give him his full title Doverforum Dick. At the moment he is over in the corner fast asleep, all tousle haired and wearing his string vest, with a ghastly fag drooping from the corner of his gob. He hasnt shaved in three days either and is known to have a drink problem. What to do !!..why I share a flat with him I just dont know. He looks nothing at all like a food critic. Although once pulled together he does scrubb up reasonably well...in a certain light that is...

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