Nice job

• Terry Nunn

  • Location: London Road, Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  8 March 2009     19:0816874
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  Not sure how this will reproduce but here goes.
  
  This is genuine from the local JobCentre.
  

  

  
  
  Terry
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• Guest 660

  • Registered: 14 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 3,205
  8 March 2009     19:1216875
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  You haven't made Maureen apply for the job have you Terry
  If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble!
• Terry Nunn

  • Location: London Road, Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 4,302
  8 March 2009     19:1216876
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  £83.33 per hour, now that's what I call a job! I think I'm the wrong sex though!
  
  Terry
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• Terry Nunn

  • Location: London Road, Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 4,302
  8 March 2009     19:2316877
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  That's taking the word comedy to extremes John! Anyone bold enough to suggest some Forumites?
  
  Terry
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• Bern

  • Location: Dover
  8 March 2009     19:3516878
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  For £83.33 ph I might consider it if I hadn't just accepted an exciting job in Dover. But on reflection it might have clashed with my committments in the arm-wrestling dept, and that would never do.
• Brian Dixon

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 23 Sep 2008
  • Posts: 23,940
  8 March 2009     19:4716879
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  how much does the pimp get per hour.
• Bern

  • Location: Dover
  8 March 2009     19:5316880
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• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 62,352
  8 March 2009     21:4116887
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  that has been advertised in newsagents windows locallt for some time.
  
  the employer has a very interesting background but assures everyone that it is all on the straight and narrow.
• Guest 653

  • Registered: 13 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 10,540
  9 March 2009     08:2816899
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  What's straight and narrow Howard - not the pole obviously, as she'll be in the brown sticky stuff - mud !
  
  
  
  
  Roger
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 62,352
  9 March 2009     20:2016953
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  i shudder to think roger.
  all this reminds me of a couple of ads in a window some years ago.
  
  one was for a rolypolygram another for an entertainer at children's parties.
  the thing was they both carried the same telephone number and were in the same hand writing.
  
  
  i always wondered what would happen if a booking was taken down wrong.
  
  i picture the scene of all these little kids with their jelly and ice cream, then suddenly this scantily clad large lady bursts through the door.
• Bern

  • Location: Dover
  9 March 2009     20:5016960
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  Creative use of ice cream and jelly, anyone?