More jobs!
500 Asylum Protection Officers wanted!
Location
Bedford, Belfast, Birkenhead, Birmingham, Bootle, Cardiff, Corby, Croydon,
Dover, Durham, Feltham, Glasgow, Hemel Hempstead, Leeds, Liverpool, London, Manchester, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, Newport, Peterborough, Plymouth, Portishead, Portsmouth,
Ramsgate, Salford, Sheffield, Solihull, Southport, Stoke-on-Trent, Harmondsworth
https://www.civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk/csr/jobs.cgi?jcode=1817055&csource=csalerts
Meanwhile in Camelot:-
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/20065848/government-castle-put-up-illegal-immigrants/
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Camelot!
Rest of lyrics here for those who wish to sing along.
https://genius.com/Nle-choppa-camelot-lyrics