According to the Mail Online, Prison watchdog the Independent Monitoring Boards (IMB) has deemed Derwentside removal centre in Co Durham as "inhumane in some respects" because the Wi-Fi is slow, it has no hair salon or shop and a private GP visits only twice a week.
It also said that the women-only facility is a long drive from the South East, a journey that may leave illegal migrants 'tired, disorientated or stressed' [oddly, this probably means the South East of England, rather than a part of the world].
97 workers look after 17 migrants but, before you ask, no I don't know how to apply to live there.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12278613/Migrant-centre-branded-inhumane-Wi-Fi-slow-no-local-hair-salon-inspectors-say.html