Overheard in McDonalds

• Guest 693

  • Registered: 12 Nov 2009
  • Posts: 1,266
  6 July 2010     15:0959299
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  I'm indebted to a friend for passing this one on.....overheard in McDonalds in Folkestone last night:
  
  A little lad was eating his burger 'n' fries with his Dad, and in the booth next to them were a couple talking (obviously none too discreetly) about Lesbians.
  
  After a moment, the lad asked his Dad: "Daddy, are Lesbia still in the World Cup?"
  
  Priceless.
  True friends stab you in the front.
• Bern

  • Location: Dover
  6 July 2010     15:1359300
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• Sid Perkins

  • Location: Dover
  6 July 2010     17:0859325
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  Nowt so queer as folk! Oops, can I say that?
• Bob Frost

  • Location: Deal
  6 July 2010     18:0959331
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  The best euphemism I heard was 'yodelling down the canyon'.
  
  I have no idea what it means.
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 62,352
  6 July 2010     18:1159332
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  i had to think for a moment there bob, with my sewer brain that is quite remarkable.
• Rick Jones

  • Location: Dover
  6 July 2010     20:1959344
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  Well, after spending far too long on the dirty old man thread I have come to the conclusion that I am a lesbian.
• Bern

  • Location: Dover
  6 July 2010     20:1959345
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• Sid Perkins

  • Location: Dover
  7 July 2010     11:3259397
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  Only in your blue movie dreams Rick!