lol!! Howard good one.
Yes Kilroy -Silk took his tanned physionomy(I dont know what it means but it sounds good!) to do his test last night and lost by a whisker. The two rivals had to unlock themselves as fast as possible from assorted locks in a tank filling with water. But yes poor oul Kilroy lost, but tellingly the oddball ex-everything couldnt accept defeat. He said the key was faulty, he said the lock was faulty, he said others had conspired against him...and he wasnt joking either!
Ho lost out to a lowly East Ender jobsworth known as...ermm known as...ermm
