Yes its true..the lady in question is planning an almighty extension to her top deck. This of course willl increase, it has emerged, her ability to stay cool in summer months and will catapult her chest even further into the glorious limelight of low end TV exposure, and low end life in general. That of course is the general idea. After all why is she in with the Celebs? well it is simply because of her ample amphibians, she has no other claim to fame.
Even as I write I still dont know her surname but know in intimate detail the size of her mammarious mounds. So this chest could be a goldmine just like the chests of old, the ones pirates and treasure hunters used to grab and fight over, so you see nothing much has changed on our path to evolution. We are still searching for the ultimate chest!
