That's exactly what Dover needs on London Road - another takeaway. There simply aren't enough of them. We live in a fat nation anyway, so a bit more calorific fried food can only be a good thing. Sex is so cheap and nasty and boring anyway, you can get it all on the internet for free nowadays (email me if you want web addresses for all the best free ones).
It's going to get to the stage where you are never more than 10ft away from a takeaway or a charity shop, inhabited by prudish sexless Dovorians who's only outlet is the 10 minute RedHot Freeview!
Ah, I love this town
