There could be lots of reasons why a business closes down, often it's because they're not supplying the right product at the right price for their customer base - wonder what that says about Dover when it can't support a sex shop, ooo-er Missus! Tesco are the experts at getting this right and it's surprising what you can find in there if you look hard enough, including the wet fish.
If any of you ladies are interested, The Hope at Lydden has an Ann Summers party this coming Saturday with topless barmen
I have to declare an interest here, it's my local so means I can't get my regular beer and I'll be sitting at home with a pint of homebrew cider instead.