Ah! Gawd what a laugh, I enjoyed reading the above
To my embarrassment I must admit that we have eaten there twice now but to be honest we were absolutely starving on both occasions and thought that perhaps it would be better second time around. I must say that it must be akin to eating at a prison cafe although they are probably somewhat better these days.
I had all the sauces Sid, as having stabbed all of them I thought waste not want not and yes I agree, the brown sauce is a necessity. By the time you break into the sauces the food is cold anyway and as for those darn teapots why, oh why, can't Tesco get the non spill ones that Debenhams have
