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  Hello all,
  
  If anyone had any lingering doubts that the English language as an intelligible entity was utterly dead/kaput/buried, maimed then murdered in a miasma of bureau-quangic jargonesy double-speak and triple-think, then in a couple of minutes' time you won't be, after reading this right royal pearler from the KCC website 'describing' the Gateway malarkey-thingy that's being "rolled-out" (yuk!) across Kent.
  
  If anyone has the foggiest what any of the following means then go to the top of the English class and treat yourself to a copy of the OED:
  
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  Gateway roll-out
  Gateway is an innovative response to customer demand, offering transactional services in high street locations. It moves on from the traditional one-stop-shop and meets customer needs with multi-agency and cross-sector solutions.
  
  Gateway is designed to be a destination brand - focused upon location. It brings front office services together in high quality, fully accessible retail locations, without the stigma often associated with public sector agencies. This helps to attract hard to reach groups.
  
  Gateway - the future is retail
  
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  See? Absolutely blinding. Told you so!
  
  Cheers,
  
  Andy

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