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  Stephanie
  Rob Wilton, a famous music hall actor and comedian used a line very similar in one of his sketches.
  A lady enters his police station and confesses to having poisoned her husband..after a very lengthy scene..he is so fed up with the woman wittering on he decides not to press charges as it was probably a kind thing to do for her poor husband and adds under his breath and ''if I were married to you I wouldn't let you poison me ..no I would have done it myself...years ago..''

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