Just received this by email, thought you lot, particularly Mel, would find it amusi
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"A Professor has found that there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research.
Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?"
