You get these odd reports reported on/by the Today programme Radio 4. This morning I heard this one featured. A Danish research group has found that if you have thick thighs of 60cms or more around their thickest point, then you are much less likely to have heart conditions or heart attacks.
If you have thin thighs then you are more likely to have heart attacks. So there. Yours truly, with thinnISH thighs, is clearly doomed and any of my fellow forumites out there with the same unfortunate complaint, are equally doomed. I hate therefore to bring you this bad news of impending gloom and disaster.
What exactly are we supposed to do with this information. Are we, of the thinner thigh variety, supposed to rush out and stock up on Big Macs. Are we required to consume large amounts of cheesy pasty, pizza, and pudding. I dont know, dont ask me! At least I will have a doctor in the family in a few years so Im alright jack! The rest of you are buggered!
ps: dont take any advice from me with regard to consuming more high calorie food.