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    My favourite is the one about Rembrandt and Stradivarius.

    I was in the loft and found an old oil painting and a worn out violin.
    I brought them to an expert and he said,
    `What you`ve got there is a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt!
    Unfortunately, Stradivarius was a terrible painter and Rembrandt made rotten violins!!!!!!!!`

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