So it is true, that a company of stalwart stormtroopers were sent on a clandestine fact finding mission in the eary 1940's to pre-empt 'Operation Sealion'. And now the truth is now known that the whole sea-landing on the English coast was probably cancelled due to the fighting efficiency of the local Home Guard who slaughtered the German force whilst it was stealthly paddling up the Dour by moonlight. Obviously this was kept very hush, hush
All this only came to light until our roving reporter and erstwhile river cleaner Phil, came across an Iron Cross which must have slipped from the pocket of one of the marauding german troops before being cut down by English musket fire
