Wanted: Good Woman!
- 7 June 2009 08:1622929I guess some of you will have seen this notice in Sandwich. Its a bit of fun and its placed on one of the boats there right on the quay. No doubt its been seen by many people over the years as they stroll by. Might animate the equality activists a tad but....read on...
I myself am looking for a good woman with similar attributes and with all those qualities. I would just add that in my case she must have a Harley Davidson and also be prepared to shovel the pigeon sh*t off the balcony twice daily, so therefore...Must have own shovel!! Please send pic of Harley and shovel!
In return she can watch all the soaps on the 9 inch tv in the bedroom while I watch the football in the lounge on my 90 inch plasma!! So cant say fairer than that can you.
email: dover7@msn.com - 7 June 2009 09:2822933In the name of equality, please can I post for a Good Man with the same attributes, but with secretarial skills and a big clock (for timekeeping, of course......)
- 7 June 2009 10:3922945And one who will stand for hours in a ladies' clothing shop, festooned with handbags and to-be-tried-on-in-a-minute garments ....
.... who doesn't say "oh, I don't know" when he's asked whether the black or the light black looks better on....
.... and who manages to appear interested throughout, even though he's really wondering whether he'll ever get to the pub in time for at least the last two seconds of the big-screen match ....
(Heh! I'm mum of the soon-to-be-bride, with her two sisters potential bridesmaids. Who'd dare be a man in our house at the moment??
)The Dover War Memorial Project
www.doverwarmemorialproject.org.uk - 7 June 2009 10:4822947Respect!!
- 7 June 2009 13:0522954Paul
When I become Prime Minister(and it could be soon) the first law I would bring in is fast and slow footpaths.Each footpath would be divided into 4,2 inside lanes for women to do thier window shopping/gossipping and the 2 outside lanes fast lanes for men to go about the important things without getting held up by women.
I daren't tell you what my second law would be, but I reckon if I can get all the men voting for me 50% then I am in. 
If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble!
