I guess some of you will have seen this notice in Sandwich. Its a bit of fun and its placed on one of the boats there right on the quay. No doubt its been seen by many people over the years as they stroll by. Might animate the equality activists a tad but....read on...
I myself am looking for a good woman with similar attributes and with all those qualities. I would just add that in my case she must have a Harley Davidson and also be prepared to shovel the pigeon sh*t off the balcony twice daily, so therefore...Must have own shovel!! Please send pic of Harley and shovel!
In return she can watch all the soaps on the 9 inch tv in the bedroom while I watch the football in the lounge on my 90 inch plasma!! So cant say fairer than that can you.
