It's a known fact, PaulB, as I found it in the Dover Express, that in River the people live seven years longer than in Dover town! You see, there they go to Temple Jewels and to the restaurants, here we walk along Townwall and Snargate Streets, along the motorway. The Britannia has closed down, and, apart from the expensive restaurants, all we have are kebab shops, kebab shops, kebab shops...
And I never go in them!
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