Ahem.......
Have any of you seen Dawn of the Dead? Not the 2004 remake with all the high energy running zombies, but the 1979 original with the slow, lumbering, sleepwalking zombies? They shuffled agonizingly along, limping and stumbling as they clumsily heaved their dead weight around like aimless groaning bonesacks.
That's exactly what she's like tonight folks
Aaah, bless her! She did so well and I am very proud of her, but I reckon I'll be getting a right slap after she reads this posting