Hey Jacqui, I didn't marry her because she's normal... I married her coz she's as mad as a box of frogs, travels all the way up to London to spend 7 hours running around the city when buses, tubes, and taxis are much quicker, and then wanders around the house for days on end like a demented zombie with all the toes falling off.
Whatever you do, don't ask her to post a photo of her feet online - the forum will become like one of those sick, twisted nasty banned websites with gross images!
Ah well... another slap coming up by the looks of it
