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  Poirot Speaking: Well my friends it is a delight to be in your lovely town. Just because I am a short little fat Belgian it does not mean I am a philistine. No...I can appreciate greatness and being here in Dover I see greatness all around me. My little grey cells were working overtime in Dover last night trying to solve a ghastly grisly murder..a murder most horrible. There was so much blood that even I had to shield myself from its horrors. I clasped my highly scented handkershief to my nostrils the whole time and let Inspector Japp do most of the work..well mon ami..au revoir for the moment. I must get on with things. I cannot spend too much time out of my schedule talking to lowly websites like...ermm what is it called again..?!!
  
  Cheek!
  
  I am assuming it was Poirot. The floodlights lit up my flat like the proverbial beacon. Im sure I was visible all the way to Calais and maybe even in darkest Belgium..where little short fat detectives come from!

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