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    Obtained my brochure this morning.The scissors are out and the coupons are being clipped as we speak.

    Pimms a great refreshing drink.I remember my first part time job at the Magnolia Hotel in Jersey.I was being interviewed by the owner Capt D C Sydney for the position of a cocktail barman.
    Do you know any good cocktails? he enquired.I didn't dare tell him the one about the crocodile,the old woman and the mallet.
    Yes. I lied.
    Then how would you make a Pimms No 1?he asked
    For the very young forumites there were a large number of Pimms in those days all with different bases and each highlighted by Numbers 1 - 7.
    With gawping mouth and with a stutter I said.I would ask the customer how they would prefer the cocktail being assembled.I didn't have a clue.
    Excellent BS!!!.he replied in his Oxbridge accent,smiling.You're hired.It's £7 per week plus board and lodgings.Now heres a fiver to get your haircut buy a pair of black trousers,white shirt and dickie bow he ordered.
    A blissful summer followed. Ah Pimms the memories.....

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